Log in to your computer

Respond to a message from M within one real-time minute

Break the radio

Roll a natural 20

Drink water while wearing the Beverage Hat

Throw away an intern

Buy or sell 100 shares in a day

Get blocked by Emergency Services

Travel a total of 100 yards

Draw on a piece of paper then get rid of it

Buy ten interns

Say hi to a ladybug

Send your boss an image of yourself

Film an intern without their permission

Navigate the Wormhole

Print a $1000 bill

Get into a relationship

Hang up on your boss in the video call

Have $100k in your bank account

Push every possible item onto the ground

Unlock every Muscle Mass perk

Unlock every Financial Insight perk

Redeem every reward on the Smartphone

Purchase every item in the Shop (yep, all of them)

Unlock every Achievement

Get an "S" grade on the video call

Commune with a pile of dirt