Every survivor deserves an Oscar. So it goes.

Yes, yes, more! Use me as a chair! Oh yeah!

An immortal Chicken on a stick makes an excellent dielectric. We do not recommend trying this in real life, unless you have an immortal chicken and an immortal you.

If you're holding something in your hands, then you can hit yourself with it. Try it, it's fun.

The artist can offend and draw anyone. Usually, this happens simultaneously.

It's warm in underpants, and you can hibernate in winter if you have a whole lot of them!

You can solve any case if you know for sure who you want to blame.

It's indecent to fart on Earth, but farting in space can save your life by giving your body acceleration at the last moment.

The dead guy doesn't need the eye, and you have only two of them. Actually, three now, to be more precise, but you must still take care of them.