• 11,895 Achievements Earned
  • 791 Players Tracked
  • 60 Total Achievements
  • 7,160 Obtainable EXP
  • 11 100% Club
Achievement
Rarity
Earned Date
  • Revealed Fate's Plot through loyalty

    9.73% (120.2)
  • Asked all questions in first lore Hub

    75.85% (33.3)
  • Say that you like ice-cream

    41.21% (49.3)
  • Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show

    34.01% (54.2)
  • Pissed off the boss' cat

    28.57% (62.8)
  • Appeased the boss' cat with a gift

    47.66% (44.5)
  • Get a raise

    84.96% (31.5)
  • Find the Immortal

    9.48% (127.9)
  • Never fully abide by Fate's instructions

    4.30% (233.9)
  • Spare everyone on a single day

    48.04% (43.4)
  • Doom everyone on a single day

    61.69% (37.2)
  • Spend 10 minutes behind your desk without marking any profiles

    33.25% (55.5)
  • Use the Eraser 10 times

    6.32% (224.8)
  • Flip the Decision Coin 100 times

    18.58% (86.7)
  • Get the fidget spinner to go up in flames

    31.48% (56.9)
  • Cram all of your stuff into your desk drawers

    24.53% (71.1)
  • Reach critical level on all world parameters simultaneously

    11.13% (108.6)
  • Reach Utopian level on all world parameters simultaneously

    21.87% (82.5)
  • Drop a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day

    66.50% (35.5)
  • Increase a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day

    54.87% (39.6)
  • Visit Mortimer every day

    15.55% (91.2)
  • Buy all the items from the Shop

    23.14% (74.7)
  • Hold over 5000 darksouls

    18.46% (88.9)
  • Change your look to regular skull and cape

    34.77% (52.9)
  • Choose your appearance for more than 15 minutes straight

    14.92% (95.8)
  • Collect all clothes and visages

    29.58% (59.8)
  • Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza

    9.99% (114.2)
  • Doom the guy who likes pineapple on pizza

    27.69% (64.4)
  • Get Fired

    23.26% (72.9)
  • Knowingly fulfill Fate's plan to end the world

    6.95% (216.1)
  • Usurp Fate and take over as the new Fate

    22.25% (80.5)
  • Witness the end of the world

    41.34% (48.0)
  • Relieve Fate of their duties and ascend as the new Fate

    22.88% (76.6)
  • Stop existing prematurely

    9.48% (127.9)
  • Start a New Game+

    49.56% (42.0)
  • Finish the game with lowest chaos in Ecology

    22.76% (78.5)
  • Finish the game with lowest chaos in Health

    13.91% (103.3)
  • Finish the game with lowest chaos in Prosperity

    14.16% (100.8)
  • Finish the game with lowest chaos in Peace

    37.17% (51.6)
  • Finish the game with highest chaos in Ecology

    25.54% (66.0)
  • Finish the game with highest chaos in Health

    29.71% (58.3)
  • Finish the game with highest chaos in Prosperity

    24.78% (69.3)
  • Finish the game with highest chaos in Peace

    13.15% (105.9)
  • Get all endings

    3.29% (243.4)
  • Kill all the developers in credits

    10.87% (111.4)
  • Spare all developers in credits

    15.04% (93.5)
  • Start the game

    98.36% (29.5)
  • EGG

    Find the ultimate Easter Egg

    1.77% (287.2)
  • Get the most positive ending imaginable

    25.28% (67.6)
  • Get the cactus to meow

    29.46% (61.3)
  • Collect all Desk Spirits

    1.77% (287.2)
  • Try all the drinks served at Cerberus' Den

    1.77% (287.2)
  • Yot

    Press the Discord button

    7.21% (207.7)
  • Score a vague personality in Cerri’s quiz

    14.79% (98.3)
  • Score an aggressive personality in Cerri’s quiz

    9.73% (120.2)
  • Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz

    7.33% (199.6)
  • Chunk up the Oink Bank

    20.10% (84.6)
  • Listen to all of Mortimer’s bar stories

    1.52% (997.1)
  • Spin a good story for Mortimer

    8.22% (191.9)
  • Spin a nonsensical story for Mortimer

    2.28% (253.3)