Uncover the fate of Purgalicious and present the evidence to Derek.

Defeat Frank 1 on 1 without any sparring or combat training.

Experience a better life through chemistry, and shed six pounds at the same time! Thanks Laxapas!

Get caught by another character in the middle of some sexy time!

Experience a magical, non-violent, artistic moment with Frank.

Successfully interrupt Leah and Lety's conversation with a popper, from very long range.

Give Frank a concussion, then take advantage of the situation and free the booze!

Give Madison a few and see what happens when she takes on the persona of her favorite reality TV star.

Inspect at least 30 items in one play-through.

Help the Game Grumps leave the party using the magic of virtual reality!

Give Patrick Rachael's "Death Mix", and do what it takes to shut down his site!

Avoid Frank’s AND Derek’s fists for at least a minute.

Liven up the scenery by getting three or more partygoers to enjoy the rest of the night while showing varying amounts of skin.

Get Ashley drunk and get her to start some trouble!

Show off your artistic skills and ruin a friendship to get a reward from Madison!

Complete Katherine's story and help her get back at her boyfriend

Thow a dildo at it. Obviously. Do we have to tell you everything?

Punch Frank, Derek, and Patrick when they're not looking and not in combat, all in one playthrough.

Complete the Opportunity "Viva La Lety".

Reverse pickpocket an item into Patrick's pants during "Disrupt the Disruptor".

Complete Amy's story and win her affection

Reach a... climactic moment with two men in one playthrough.

Complete Amy's Scavenger Hunt path

Help Stephanie discover her true calling in life.

Stoke the fires of rivalry within Brittney by giving her an extremely fishy gift.

Outside of "Derek Smash!", get Patrick beaten up 5 times in one playthrough.

Complete Rachael's story and win her affection

Do the opposite of this, and get onto their noble steed! Yeehaw, and stuff.

Politely listen to all of Patrick's epic back-story.

Complete Vickie's story for a "hot" ending.

Complete Ashley's story and help her prank her sister!

Get Vickie Vixen to show up at the party.

Help Leah bring the serpent to a swift end, and reap the rewards...

Complete 'Memory Lane' and convince Derek you take your past as seriously as he does.

Take the high road by not sleeping with Madison and experience the wonders of friendship with Derek.

Crush Frank's self-esteem and his notions about manhood to the point where he can't take it anymore! Buh bye, dude!

Get to the bottom of Patrick and Rachael's drama, and help Pat win her over!

Get Frank to join the D-Club.

Convince Leah to abandon her lawful ways...and survive!

See what Stephanie REALLY thinks of her boss by completing her DnD.

Smooth talk your way to Ashley's affection without completing her story-line.

Reach a... climactic moment with four ladies in one playthrough.

They're smarter than they look! Experience the Easter Egg ending of Lety's content.

Cumplete Vickie's "Good Guests Gone Bad" Opportunity with Vickie and another lover.

Peg Frank with a sex toy while he is dancing on the roof. Not peg...hit. You get it.

Meet all of the characters at the party in one playthrough

Get on the "sh*t list" of every person at the party.

Really give Frank something to cherish...for instance, a fully naked picture of Katherine.

For once, make love, not war with Frank.

Unlock Compubrah, learn about Patrick's businesses, and maybe, just maybe, stop a Skynet situation from playing out.

Yeah I mean...you can, but why would you?

Sweet talk your way into unlocking Madison's special social abilty

Watch the Game Grumps cause a scene 8 times in one playthrough. Don't forget to subscribe, thumbs up, rate me, updoot, etc...

Strip at the door, make your first impression to everyone in the nude

Provide a little inspiration, a bit of fitness guidance, and a nutritional treat to increase Leah's power level.

Help your gal pal Brittney out by fulfilling her request for a spare shirt.

Get Brittney to realize who would really make her happy. Then, play wingwoman and help her score!

Get Brittney to realize who would really make her happy. Then, see if she'll share a little bit of that pleasure with you.

Help Derek get back at Madison for subjecting him to all her mind games.

Help Derek take the higher path, and instead of getting revenge on Madison, make a more wholesome choice.

Can you give more to Brittney than just a boring old shirt? Take your relationship to new heights and find out!

Fail the Doja Cat DLC before you even get her to the party.

Catch drunk Amala red-handed with some hedge trimmers.

Successfully pull off one of the greatest backyard concerts ever.

Accidentally make Doja Cat go for a swim.

Listen to the soothing sounds of nature, directly from Doja Cat.

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should... be wasting time with this.

Grab your bucket, and with the exception of Doja Cat and the Game Grumps, try to turn every guest's face into a winter wonderland!

Make the holidays merrier by hanging Nana's special mistletoe.

Successfully unlock Brahd Mode on Compubrah.

Share a few drinks with Liz Katz and become a third wheel in your own adventure.

Solve the most convoluted Murder Mystery of all time.

Discover the consequences of overheating.

Get interrupted three times with Liz Katz and then let her get her claws in you.

Rescue Liz Katz from the dryer of doom in the most romantic way possible.

Really? You couldn't figure it out even with the hint? Is that your fault or ours?

Help Derek's dancing burn brighter than the sun and then help protect his dignity... sort of.

Fulfill every WoW player's fantasy and have Liz Katz cosplay as an elf.