Lost track of time on the road...again

Forgot you own your own bike

Finished day three

Apparently not a complete dimwit

Wanted to adopt a magnet

Showed a Buddhist what's what

Survived an inferno

One last hurrah for a defunct smoke brand

Got caught snooping around

Weren't the most convincing fan

Finished day five

Attempted to exercise Kathy's brown thumb

Made a friend at the library

Not Eileen's favorite person right now

Wanted that lunatic extra crispy

Had an urge to hunt for hidden treasure

Reunited a lone shard with an intact counterpart

Joined Meadow in quiet contemplation

Resisted the urge to immortalize Mildred

Was (almost) true to your word

Dedicated a poem to non-conformity and freedom

Tried to get back into that filthy habit

Finished day two

Roasted a ranger

Collected a sacred weapon

Dedicated a poem to struggle and self-destruction

Couldn't keep your hands off your favorite fluffball

Hacked the hacker

Found inner calm after a violent episode

Was this about man's best friend all along?

Abused your pedestrian privileges

Came close to committing a class D felony

Played a perky paraplegic

Collected all of the newspaper articles

Realized that everybody's view is better than yours

Finished the game

Prevailed in the gunfight with Cooper

Tried to wrap up the case before it began

Tried to go all Gandhi on us

Tried to destroy a poor innocent PC

Got the rounds mixed up

Got your chakras out of dogshit territory

Failed to protect an ally

Finished day four

Looked for divine inspiration

Dedicated a poem to human connection

Proved your knowledge

Tried to take your pyromania to the next level

Convinced Mom you are the real one

Nearly committed suicide by cat

Bamboozled your way into a poetry club

Attempted to spruce up Art's brew

Found an early draft of Corey's magnum opus

Cracked Lucas' secret pager code

Used the scorched earth strategy on the quiz

Tried to enjoy some hot flaming garbage

Annoyed Oscar with a button

Finished day six

Didn't trust the pills

Failed at emergency resuscitation

Attempted an unconventional target practice

Pacified an upside-down assailant

One haiku to rule them all

Finished day one

Discovered the horrible fate of Tabitha Caldwell