Annoyed Oscar with a button

Attempted to exercise Kathy's brown thumb

Tried to go all Gandhi on us

Failed at emergency resuscitation

Nearly committed suicide by cat

Resisted the urge to immortalize Mildred

Showed a Buddhist what's what

Got caught snooping around

Lost track of time on the road...again

Couldn't keep your hands off your favorite fluffball

Cracked Lucas' secret pager code

One haiku to rule them all

Hacked the hacker

Collected all of the newspaper articles

Apparently not a complete dimwit

Played a perky paraplegic

Weren't the most convincing fan

One last hurrah for a defunct smoke brand

Used the scorched earth strategy on the quiz

Tried to get back into that filthy habit

Joined Meadow in quiet contemplation

Dedicated a poem to non-conformity and freedom

Dedicated a poem to human connection

Dedicated a poem to struggle and self-destruction

Forgot you own your own bike

Came close to committing a class D felony

Tried to wrap up the case before it began

Looked for divine inspiration

Made a friend at the library

Not Eileen's favorite person right now

Abused your pedestrian privileges

Reunited a lone shard with an intact counterpart

Found an early draft of Corey's magnum opus

Got the rounds mixed up

Attempted to spruce up Art's brew

Realized that everybody's view is better than yours

Pacified an upside-down assailant

Survived an inferno

Proved your knowledge

Tried to enjoy some hot flaming garbage

Didn't trust the pills

Tried to take your pyromania to the next level

Was (almost) true to your word

Was this about man's best friend all along?

Failed to protect an ally

Convinced Mom you are the real one

Collected a sacred weapon

Prevailed in the gunfight with Cooper

Had an urge to hunt for hidden treasure

Wanted to adopt a magnet

Tried to destroy a poor innocent PC

Got your chakras out of dogshit territory

Bamboozled your way into a poetry club

Attempted an unconventional target practice

Discovered the horrible fate of Tabitha Caldwell

Roasted a ranger

Found inner calm after a violent episode

Wanted that lunatic extra crispy