You used the fewest cab rides to get to the endgame! How attractively budget-minded of you! Awarded for getting to Eve’s Penthouse with only seven taxi rides.
Keep this up and you’ll need a talented-but-undisciplined young sidekick! Awarded for chewing your way through the bungee cords in the Honeymoon Suite.
Maybe Adam doesn’t need Olga right now, but he could later, when the money’s gone and spending ends, and they don’t come ’round no more. Awarded for showing the love doll to Adam at Studio 69.
Nice going, Ahab! Now we have to say “Some cartoon animals were injured in the making of this game.” Awarded for pouring the hot sauce into the whale’s blowhole.