Get knocked on the head and remember how you got here.

Save the rookie. Find Father Mikhail. See the sights.

Get together with your friends and kill something big.

Die HAARP With A Vengeance.

Run away from an angry volcano you foolishly antagonized.

Head into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez.

Party like it's 199.

Meet a powerful granny.

Ride the Popemobile to victory.

Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper.

Cross the French countryside and get very cross.

What if you could talk to the monsters?

Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.

Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.

Escape the Oil Rig.

Send Mental a message he won't forget.

Harvest 100 enemies with a combine harvester.

Unlock a S.A.M.

Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs.

Fight alongside Massimo Murena.

Recover a key stolen by a cultist.

Find out what happened to Alessandro.

Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein.

Collect scorched aliens for Professor Kiesel.

Get a weaponized black hole, using science.

Sign Secchi's rifle.

Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms.

Make sure Gabriella is OK.

Find out what happened to the English airman.

Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting.

Discover Fulbert's great invention.

Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste.

Achievement is your middle name.

Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that.

Go on a date with Hellfire.

Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.