• 444,782 Achievements Earned
  • 23,874 Players Tracked
  • 50 Total Achievements
  • 2,606 Obtainable EXP
  • 1,597 100% Club
Achievement
Rarity
Earned Date
  • You have joined the KKK.

    80.25% (9.0)
  • You completed your first day in South Park.

    77.08% (10.0)
  • You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

    38.14% (22.0)
  • You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

    43.66% (18.0)
  • You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

    68.16% (11.0)
  • Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

    17.78% (51.0)
  • You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

    20.96% (43.0)
  • You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

    61.14% (12.0)
  • While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

    15.36% (64.0)
  • You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

    25.81% (30.0)
  • You opened all of the garages in South Park.

    42.71% (20.0)
  • You completed the game without selling any items.

    14.45% (81.0)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

    12.26% (99.0)
  • You farted on four major authority figures.

    10.36% (122.0)
  • You shat your pants during a boss battle.

    52.84% (16.0)
  • You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

    43.32% (19.0)
  • You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

    12.21% (106.0)
  • You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

    21.81% (36.0)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

    9.99% (133.0)
  • You've farted on every buddy in the game.

    21.66% (41.0)
  • You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

    8.28% (166.0)
  • You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

    14.48% (76.0)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

    18.58% (47.0)
  • You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

    15.61% (60.0)
  • You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

    85.74% (8.0)
  • You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

    62.89% (11.0)
  • You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

    56.09% (15.0)
  • You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

    9.60% (144.0)
  • You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

    87.41% (8.0)
  • You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

    60.64% (12.0)
  • You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

    13.48% (89.0)
  • You befriended your father.

    54.06% (15.0)
  • You made friends with half of South Park.

    58.97% (12.0)
  • Everyone in South Park is your friend.

    8.24% (180.0)
  • You sold 300 junk items.

    58.29% (13.0)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

    57.70% (14.0)
  • You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

    17.14% (54.0)
  • You've farted on people 100 times.

    36.68% (24.0)
  • You've farted on animals 25 times.

    21.68% (41.0)
  • In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

    15.05% (67.0)
  • You have collected half of the available costume sets.

    48.03% (17.0)
  • You've collected all of the available costumes.

    8.11% (195.0)
  • You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

    21.81% (36.0)
  • You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

    33.07% (26.0)
  • Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

    77.61% (9.0)
  • Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

    82.19% (9.0)
  • You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

    14.65% (72.0)
  • You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

    75.65% (10.0)
  • You've spent $500.

    43.50% (19.0)
  • You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

    7.86% (214.0)