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South Park: The Stick of Truth
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South Park: The Stick of Truth achievements
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.
Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
You sold 300 junk items.
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.
First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
You befriended your father.
You've collected all of the available costumes.
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
You've farted on people 100 times.
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
You've farted on animals 25 times.
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.