• 1,194,416 Achievements Earned
  • 62,865 Players Tracked
  • 50 Total Achievements
  • 2,537 Obtainable EXP
  • 4,428 100% Club
Achievement
Rarity
Earned Date
  • You have joined the KKK.

    81.26% (21.6)
  • You completed your first day in South Park.

    78.01% (22.9)
  • You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

    40.56% (37.6)
  • You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

    43.98% (34.9)
  • You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

    69.20% (25.0)
  • Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

    18.79% (48.1)
  • You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

    22.06% (45.8)
  • You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

    62.41% (27.2)
  • While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

    16.40% (51.8)
  • You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

    27.23% (40.5)
  • You opened all of the garages in South Park.

    42.42% (36.7)
  • You completed the game without selling any items.

    15.23% (72.2)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

    12.55% (77.0)
  • You farted on four major authority figures.

    10.60% (82.0)
  • You shat your pants during a boss battle.

    54.38% (32.4)
  • You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

    45.07% (34.1)
  • You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

    12.30% (79.5)
  • You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

    22.84% (42.5)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

    10.52% (84.7)
  • You've farted on every buddy in the game.

    22.73% (43.6)
  • You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

    8.63% (93.3)
  • You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

    15.28% (69.9)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

    19.91% (46.9)
  • You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

    16.55% (50.5)
  • You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

    86.11% (20.3)
  • You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

    63.97% (26.3)
  • You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

    57.93% (30.9)
  • You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

    10.13% (87.4)
  • You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

    87.39% (19.7)
  • You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

    60.40% (28.0)
  • You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

    13.92% (74.5)
  • You befriended your father.

    54.62% (31.7)
  • You made friends with half of South Park.

    59.31% (28.7)
  • Everyone in South Park is your friend.

    8.62% (93.4)
  • You sold 300 junk items.

    58.06% (30.1)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

    59.17% (29.4)
  • You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

    18.10% (49.3)
  • You've farted on people 100 times.

    37.86% (38.5)
  • You've farted on animals 25 times.

    22.50% (44.7)
  • In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

    15.40% (54.5)
  • You have collected half of the available costume sets.

    47.87% (33.3)
  • You've collected all of the available costumes.

    8.48% (181.0)
  • You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

    23.10% (41.5)
  • You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

    33.16% (39.5)
  • Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

    78.15% (22.4)
  • Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

    83.02% (21.0)
  • You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

    15.41% (54.4)
  • You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

    76.36% (23.6)
  • You've spent $500.

    43.77% (35.8)
  • You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

    8.22% (196.3)