South Park: The Stick of Truth Achievements

  • You have joined the KKK.
    79.69%
  • You completed your first day in South Park.
    76.55%
  • You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
    41.73%
  • You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
    44.05%
  • You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
    68.37%
  • Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
    21.87%
  • You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
    25.53%
  • You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
    65.47%
  • While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
    19.51%
  • You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
    29.90%
  • You opened all of the garages in South Park.
    44.76%
  • You completed the game without selling any items.
    18.84%
  • You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
    15.76%
  • You farted on four major authority figures.
    14.42%
  • You shat your pants during a boss battle.
    54.76%
  • You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
    45.93%
  • You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
    16.86%
  • You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
    24.86%
  • You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
    13.86%
  • You've farted on every buddy in the game.
    27.26%
  • You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
    11.62%
  • You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
    19.20%
  • You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
    22.13%
  • You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
    20.15%
  • You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
    85.19%
  • You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
    64.55%
  • You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
    57.25%
  • You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
    13.04%
  • You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
    87.07%
  • You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
    60.70%
  • You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
    17.00%
  • You befriended your father.
    55.59%
  • You made friends with half of South Park.
    59.29%
  • Everyone in South Park is your friend.
    11.49%
  • You sold 300 junk items.
    58.14%
  • You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
    58.32%
  • You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
    21.62%
  • You've farted on people 100 times.
    41.52%
  • You've farted on animals 25 times.
    27.62%
  • In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
    19.66%
  • You have collected half of the available costume sets.
    49.20%
  • You've collected all of the available costumes.
    11.24%
  • You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
    26.00%
  • You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
    35.89%
  • Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
    77.34%
  • Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
    81.85%
  • You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
    19.09%
  • You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
    75.32%
  • You've spent $500.
    45.54%
  • You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
    10.97%