• 909,821 Achievements Earned
  • 48,156 Players Tracked
  • 50 Total Achievements
  • 2,587 Obtainable EXP
  • 3,264 100% Club
Achievement
Rarity
Earned Date
  • You have joined the KKK.

    81.02% (22.0)
  • You completed your first day in South Park.

    77.78% (23.4)
  • You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

    39.84% (38.9)
  • You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

    43.86% (36.1)
  • You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

    68.93% (25.5)
  • Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

    18.40% (49.9)
  • You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

    21.73% (47.5)
  • You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

    62.38% (27.7)
  • While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

    16.05% (53.8)
  • You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

    26.60% (41.9)
  • You opened all of the garages in South Park.

    42.65% (37.9)
  • You completed the game without selling any items.

    14.92% (59.5)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

    12.35% (79.0)
  • You farted on four major authority figures.

    10.39% (84.3)
  • You shat your pants during a boss battle.

    53.92% (33.5)
  • You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

    44.24% (35.2)
  • You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

    12.20% (81.6)
  • You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

    22.34% (46.3)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

    10.23% (87.1)
  • You've farted on every buddy in the game.

    22.54% (44.1)
  • You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

    8.37% (96.2)
  • You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

    14.89% (59.5)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

    19.43% (48.7)
  • You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

    16.22% (52.5)
  • You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

    85.99% (20.6)
  • You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

    63.76% (26.8)
  • You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

    57.43% (31.9)
  • You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

    9.81% (89.9)
  • You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

    87.44% (20.1)
  • You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

    60.59% (28.7)
  • You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

    13.79% (76.5)
  • You befriended your father.

    54.68% (32.7)
  • You made friends with half of South Park.

    59.44% (29.6)
  • Everyone in South Park is your friend.

    8.39% (96.1)
  • You sold 300 junk items.

    58.08% (31.1)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

    58.92% (30.3)
  • You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

    17.90% (51.2)
  • You've farted on people 100 times.

    37.78% (39.9)
  • You've farted on animals 25 times.

    22.36% (45.2)
  • In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

    15.15% (56.6)
  • You have collected half of the available costume sets.

    47.99% (34.3)
  • You've collected all of the available costumes.

    8.25% (186.7)
  • You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

    22.84% (43.0)
  • You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

    33.36% (40.9)
  • Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

    78.09% (22.8)
  • Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

    82.86% (21.4)
  • You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

    15.19% (55.2)
  • You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

    76.21% (24.1)
  • You've spent $500.

    43.76% (37.0)
  • You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

    7.99% (202.8)