• 522,421 Achievements Earned
  • 27,847 Players Tracked
  • 50 Total Achievements
  • 2,585 Obtainable EXP
  • 1,893 100% Club
Achievement
Rarity
Earned Date
  • You have joined the KKK.

    80.64% (14.9)
  • You completed your first day in South Park.

    77.50% (15.6)
  • You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

    38.82% (22.5)
  • You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

    43.66% (20.6)
  • You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

    68.52% (16.3)
  • Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

    18.02% (53.4)
  • You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

    21.28% (45.8)
  • You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

    61.62% (17.0)
  • While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

    15.69% (64.9)
  • You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

    26.13% (24.0)
  • You opened all of the garages in South Park.

    42.71% (22.0)
  • You completed the game without selling any items.

    14.65% (81.2)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

    12.41% (96.9)
  • You farted on four major authority figures.

    10.47% (117.1)
  • You shat your pants during a boss battle.

    53.19% (19.7)
  • You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

    43.54% (21.5)
  • You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

    12.33% (102.6)
  • You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

    21.96% (26.2)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

    10.22% (125.7)
  • You've farted on every buddy in the game.

    22.11% (25.0)
  • You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

    8.40% (156.4)
  • You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

    14.75% (77.0)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

    18.85% (50.2)
  • You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

    15.91% (61.5)
  • You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

    85.91% (14.3)
  • You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

    63.44% (16.6)
  • You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

    56.52% (18.9)
  • You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

    9.77% (136.5)
  • You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

    87.52% (14.0)
  • You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

    60.68% (17.3)
  • You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

    13.69% (88.0)
  • You befriended your father.

    54.42% (19.3)
  • You made friends with half of South Park.

    59.25% (17.7)
  • Everyone in South Park is your friend.

    8.35% (167.9)
  • You sold 300 junk items.

    58.36% (18.1)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

    58.18% (18.5)
  • You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

    17.50% (56.5)
  • You've farted on people 100 times.

    37.15% (23.0)
  • You've farted on animals 25 times.

    22.01% (26.2)
  • In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

    15.16% (69.1)
  • You have collected half of the available costume sets.

    48.05% (20.2)
  • You've collected all of the available costumes.

    8.25% (180.7)
  • You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

    22.22% (24.5)
  • You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

    33.34% (23.5)
  • Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

    77.88% (15.2)
  • Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

    82.56% (14.6)
  • You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

    14.89% (73.1)
  • You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

    75.97% (15.9)
  • You've spent $500.

    43.61% (21.1)
  • You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

    8.00% (196.5)