• 157,418 Achievements Earned
  • 7,888 Players Tracked
  • 50 Total Achievements
  • 2,024 Obtainable EXP
  • 1,000 Gamerscore
  • 775 100% Club
Achievement
Points
Rarity
Earned Date
  • You have joined the KKK

    5
    74.53% (19.3)
  • You completed your first day in South Park

    10
    71.31% (20.2)
  • You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle

    20
    42.24% (29.8)
  • You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle

    20
    42.80% (29.1)
  • You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game

    10
    63.74% (21.1)
  • Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking

    10
    24.59% (39.3)
  • You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles

    20
    30.82% (33.4)
  • You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy

    20
    62.18% (21.6)
  • While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave

    25
    22.90% (42.1)
  • You found Jesus while playing as a Jew

    25
    33.67% (31.9)
  • You opened all of the garages in South Park

    25
    44.17% (28.5)
  • You completed the game without selling any items

    25
    22.74% (43.0)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff

    25
    19.18% (48.3)
  • You farted on four major authority figures

    20
    19.16% (48.3)
  • You shat your pants during a boss battle

    10
    52.93% (25.4)
  • You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself

    15
    57.30% (22.6)
  • You've farted on a dog while in gnome form

    20
    22.30% (44.0)
  • You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle

    25
    26.58% (36.7)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise

    25
    18.01% (87.3)
  • You've farted on every buddy in the game

    20
    27.84% (35.0)
  • You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart

    20
    13.43% (114.5)
  • You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap

    20
    23.55% (41.1)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS

    25
    26.74% (35.8)
  • You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds

    10
    25.63% (37.5)
  • You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle

    20
    78.83% (18.2)
  • You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out

    20
    59.31% (22.1)
  • You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

    20
    51.84% (26.0)
  • You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out

    25
    16.05% (95.9)
  • You collected 5 Chinpokomon

    10
    80.05% (17.7)
  • You collected 15 Chinpokomon

    15
    54.59% (24.2)
  • You collected all of the Chinpokomon

    25
    19.54% (46.1)
  • You befriended your father

    15
    50.00% (26.6)
  • You made friends with half of South Park

    20
    53.44% (24.8)
  • Everyone in South Park is your friend

    30
    13.64% (108.1)
  • You sold 300 junk items

    20
    55.63% (23.2)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth

    20
    55.50% (23.7)
  • You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass

    20
    24.05% (40.2)
  • You've farted on people 100 times.

    20
    39.35% (30.5)
  • You've farted on animals 25 times

    15
    31.97% (32.7)
  • In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants

    15
    25.29% (38.4)
  • You have collected half of the available costume sets

    20
    45.89% (27.8)
  • You've collected all of the available costumes

    30
    11.94% (127.2)
  • You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus

    20
    28.31% (34.2)
  • You befriended both crab people and gnomes

    20
    35.60% (31.2)
  • Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks

    25
    72.52% (19.7)
  • Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks

    25
    75.77% (18.8)
  • You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game

    20
    22.12% (45.1)
  • You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability

    20
    68.27% (20.6)
  • You've spent $500

    30
    46.53% (27.2)
  • You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game

    30
    11.30% (137.8)