• 122,533 Achievements Earned
  • 6,032 Players Tracked
  • 50 Total Achievements
  • 1,912 Obtainable EXP
  • 1,000 Gamerscore
  • 628 100% Club
Achievement
Points
Rarity
Earned Date
  • You have joined the KKK

    5
    74.44% (9.0)
  • You completed your first day in South Park

    10
    71.22% (11.0)
  • You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle

    20
    42.41% (23.0)
  • You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle

    20
    44.00% (21.0)
  • You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game

    10
    64.09% (12.0)
  • Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking

    10
    25.33% (45.0)
  • You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles

    20
    31.80% (31.0)
  • You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy

    20
    62.80% (12.0)
  • While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave

    25
    23.69% (55.0)
  • You found Jesus while playing as a Jew

    25
    34.55% (28.0)
  • You opened all of the garages in South Park

    25
    45.23% (20.0)
  • You completed the game without selling any items

    25
    23.81% (53.0)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff

    25
    20.28% (71.0)
  • You farted on four major authority figures

    20
    20.24% (75.0)
  • You shat your pants during a boss battle

    10
    53.70% (15.0)
  • You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself

    15
    57.76% (13.0)
  • You've farted on a dog while in gnome form

    20
    23.47% (57.0)
  • You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle

    25
    27.30% (38.0)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise

    25
    19.10% (80.0)
  • You've farted on every buddy in the game

    20
    28.91% (35.0)
  • You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart

    20
    14.11% (110.0)
  • You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap

    20
    24.59% (50.0)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS

    25
    27.44% (37.0)
  • You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds

    10
    26.62% (41.0)
  • You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle

    20
    78.78% (9.0)
  • You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out

    20
    59.95% (13.0)
  • You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

    20
    51.62% (16.0)
  • You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out

    25
    17.04% (90.0)
  • You collected 5 Chinpokomon

    10
    79.94% (9.0)
  • You collected 15 Chinpokomon

    15
    55.29% (15.0)
  • You collected all of the Chinpokomon

    25
    20.79% (68.0)
  • You befriended your father

    15
    50.85% (17.0)
  • You made friends with half of South Park

    20
    54.23% (15.0)
  • Everyone in South Park is your friend

    30
    14.62% (102.0)
  • You sold 300 junk items

    20
    56.13% (14.0)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth

    20
    55.89% (14.0)
  • You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass

    20
    24.95% (48.0)
  • You've farted on people 100 times.

    20
    40.27% (24.0)
  • You've farted on animals 25 times

    15
    33.16% (29.0)
  • In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants

    15
    26.46% (42.0)
  • You have collected half of the available costume sets

    20
    46.93% (19.0)
  • You've collected all of the available costumes

    30
    12.78% (122.0)
  • You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus

    20
    29.36% (34.0)
  • You befriended both crab people and gnomes

    20
    36.65% (26.0)
  • Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks

    25
    72.46% (10.0)
  • Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks

    25
    75.51% (9.0)
  • You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game

    20
    22.98% (62.0)
  • You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability

    20
    68.42% (11.0)
  • You've spent $500

    30
    47.38% (19.0)
  • You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game

    30
    12.07% (133.0)