• 135,442 Achievements Earned
  • 6,716 Players Tracked
  • 50 Total Achievements
  • 1,963 Obtainable EXP
  • 1,000 Gamerscore
  • 683 100% Club
Achievement
Points
Rarity
Earned Date
  • You have joined the KKK

    5
    74.32% (17.4)
  • You completed your first day in South Park

    10
    71.19% (18.2)
  • You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle

    20
    42.27% (25.9)
  • You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle

    20
    43.42% (25.3)
  • You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game

    10
    63.85% (18.9)
  • Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking

    10
    25.06% (33.2)
  • You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles

    20
    31.49% (28.7)
  • You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy

    20
    62.48% (19.3)
  • While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave

    25
    23.50% (36.1)
  • You found Jesus while playing as a Jew

    25
    34.35% (27.5)
  • You opened all of the garages in South Park

    25
    44.80% (24.8)
  • You completed the game without selling any items

    25
    23.50% (36.1)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff

    25
    19.86% (74.6)
  • You farted on four major authority figures

    20
    19.83% (77.8)
  • You shat your pants during a boss battle

    10
    53.22% (22.4)
  • You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself

    15
    57.74% (20.1)
  • You've farted on a dog while in gnome form

    20
    23.06% (62.3)
  • You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle

    25
    27.23% (30.6)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise

    25
    18.69% (83.2)
  • You've farted on every buddy in the game

    20
    28.59% (29.9)
  • You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart

    20
    13.82% (109.2)
  • You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap

    20
    24.24% (34.6)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS

    25
    27.14% (31.2)
  • You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds

    10
    26.18% (31.9)
  • You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle

    20
    78.57% (16.7)
  • You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out

    20
    59.51% (19.7)
  • You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

    20
    51.73% (22.8)
  • You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out

    25
    16.75% (91.1)
  • You collected 5 Chinpokomon

    10
    79.85% (16.3)
  • You collected 15 Chinpokomon

    15
    54.91% (21.5)
  • You collected all of the Chinpokomon

    25
    20.32% (70.9)
  • You befriended your father

    15
    50.33% (23.3)
  • You made friends with half of South Park

    20
    53.69% (21.9)
  • Everyone in South Park is your friend

    30
    14.26% (102.5)
  • You sold 300 junk items

    20
    55.94% (20.6)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth

    20
    55.63% (21.0)
  • You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass

    20
    24.64% (33.9)
  • You've farted on people 100 times.

    20
    39.93% (26.4)
  • You've farted on animals 25 times

    15
    32.76% (28.1)
  • In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants

    15
    25.92% (32.5)
  • You have collected half of the available costume sets

    20
    46.41% (24.3)
  • You've collected all of the available costumes

    30
    12.43% (120.6)
  • You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus

    20
    29.01% (29.3)
  • You befriended both crab people and gnomes

    20
    36.45% (27.0)
  • Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks

    25
    72.39% (17.8)
  • Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks

    25
    75.48% (17.1)
  • You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game

    20
    22.63% (65.2)
  • You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability

    20
    68.37% (18.5)
  • You've spent $500

    30
    47.16% (23.8)
  • You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game

    30
    11.78% (130.4)