• 579,991 Achievements Earned
  • 26,611 Players Tracked
  • 50 Total Achievements
  • 2,032 Obtainable EXP
  • 1,000 Gamerscore
  • 2,614 100% Club
Achievement
Points
Rarity
Earned Date
  • You have joined the KKK.

    15
    82.33% (16.4)
  • You completed your first day in South Park.

    15
    78.73% (17.1)
  • You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

    30
    47.92% (23.7)
  • You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

    30
    48.06% (23.2)
  • You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

    15
    71.36% (17.7)
  • Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

    15
    29.20% (27.6)
  • You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

    15
    32.67% (26.1)
  • You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

    15
    70.13% (18.1)
  • While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

    15
    26.18% (53.6)
  • You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

    15
    33.78% (25.6)
  • You opened all of the garages in South Park.

    15
    48.89% (22.8)
  • You completed the game without selling any items.

    15
    23.44% (60.3)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

    15
    18.43% (78.0)
  • You farted on four major authority figures.

    15
    20.01% (72.3)
  • You shat your pants during a boss battle.

    15
    61.73% (19.1)
  • You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

    15
    56.04% (21.5)
  • You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

    15
    22.37% (66.3)
  • You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

    15
    27.50% (29.3)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

    15
    17.71% (90.4)
  • You've farted on every buddy in the game.

    15
    35.04% (25.1)
  • You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

    15
    13.33% (107.5)
  • You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

    15
    24.60% (57.0)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

    15
    27.42% (49.1)
  • You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

    15
    27.55% (29.3)
  • You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

    15
    84.25% (16.1)
  • You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

    15
    63.85% (18.4)
  • You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

    15
    61.91% (18.8)
  • You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

    15
    17.91% (86.1)
  • You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

    15
    85.40% (15.5)
  • You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

    30
    59.42% (20.7)
  • You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

    75
    18.27% (81.8)
  • You befriended your father.

    15
    57.81% (21.1)
  • You made friends with half of South Park.

    30
    61.43% (19.9)
  • Everyone in South Park is your friend.

    75
    12.72% (115.6)
  • You sold 300 junk items.

    15
    61.14% (20.3)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

    25
    61.55% (19.5)
  • You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

    15
    27.88% (28.2)
  • You've farted on people 100 times.

    15
    42.98% (24.1)
  • You've farted on animals 25 times.

    15
    32.28% (26.6)
  • In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

    15
    27.08% (51.1)
  • You have collected half of the available costume sets.

    15
    50.26% (22.3)
  • You've collected all of the available costumes.

    75
    11.83% (126.1)
  • You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

    15
    30.21% (27.1)
  • You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

    15
    40.56% (24.6)
  • Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

    15
    80.25% (16.7)
  • Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

    15
    84.28% (15.8)
  • You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

    15
    22.96% (63.1)
  • You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

    15
    76.31% (17.4)
  • You've spent $500.

    15
    51.32% (21.9)
  • You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

    15
    11.24% (136.5)