• 696,477 Achievements Earned
  • 31,965 Players Tracked
  • 50 Total Achievements
  • 2,036 Obtainable EXP
  • 1,000 Gamerscore
  • 3,122 100% Club
Achievement
Points
Rarity
Earned Date
  • You have joined the KKK.

    15
    82.19% (19.0)
  • You completed your first day in South Park.

    15
    78.60% (20.2)
  • You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

    30
    48.27% (30.1)
  • You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

    30
    48.20% (30.9)
  • You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

    15
    71.42% (21.8)
  • Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

    15
    29.32% (37.2)
  • You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

    15
    32.94% (34.7)
  • You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

    15
    70.33% (22.3)
  • While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

    15
    26.33% (42.7)
  • You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

    15
    33.73% (33.9)
  • You opened all of the garages in South Park.

    15
    48.69% (29.5)
  • You completed the game without selling any items.

    15
    23.20% (44.8)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

    15
    18.32% (49.1)
  • You farted on four major authority figures.

    15
    19.70% (48.0)
  • You shat your pants during a boss battle.

    15
    61.88% (23.9)
  • You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

    15
    57.05% (27.5)
  • You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

    15
    22.07% (46.9)
  • You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

    15
    27.89% (38.0)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

    15
    17.40% (92.9)
  • You've farted on every buddy in the game.

    15
    35.03% (33.1)
  • You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

    15
    13.28% (109.5)
  • You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

    15
    24.55% (43.7)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

    15
    27.50% (39.8)
  • You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

    15
    27.39% (40.8)
  • You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

    15
    84.25% (18.4)
  • You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

    15
    64.04% (22.8)
  • You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

    15
    62.06% (23.3)
  • You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

    15
    18.02% (51.5)
  • You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

    15
    85.27% (17.6)
  • You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

    30
    59.27% (26.2)
  • You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

    75
    18.03% (51.5)
  • You befriended your father.

    15
    57.88% (26.8)
  • You made friends with half of South Park.

    30
    61.42% (25.0)
  • Everyone in South Park is your friend.

    75
    12.65% (117.9)
  • You sold 300 junk items.

    15
    61.24% (25.6)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

    25
    61.51% (24.4)
  • You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

    15
    27.74% (38.9)
  • You've farted on people 100 times.

    15
    43.04% (31.6)
  • You've farted on animals 25 times.

    15
    32.04% (35.5)
  • In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

    15
    26.85% (41.7)
  • You have collected half of the available costume sets.

    15
    50.10% (28.8)
  • You've collected all of the available costumes.

    75
    11.77% (128.5)
  • You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

    15
    29.99% (36.3)
  • You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

    15
    40.38% (32.3)
  • Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

    15
    80.19% (19.6)
  • Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

    15
    84.27% (18.0)
  • You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

    15
    22.80% (45.8)
  • You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

    15
    76.20% (20.9)
  • You've spent $500.

    15
    51.40% (28.1)
  • You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

    15
    11.21% (138.9)