• 550,503 Achievements Earned
  • 25,227 Players Tracked
  • 50 Total Achievements
  • 2,003 Obtainable EXP
  • 1,000 Gamerscore
  • 2,500 100% Club
Achievement
Points
Rarity
Earned Date
  • You have joined the KKK.

    15
    82.36% (10.0)
  • You completed your first day in South Park.

    15
    78.75% (11.0)
  • You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

    30
    47.88% (22.0)
  • You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

    30
    48.04% (22.0)
  • You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

    15
    71.31% (12.0)
  • Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

    15
    29.18% (37.0)
  • You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

    15
    32.75% (32.0)
  • You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

    15
    70.13% (12.0)
  • While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

    15
    26.23% (50.0)
  • You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

    15
    33.89% (30.0)
  • You opened all of the garages in South Park.

    15
    48.90% (21.0)
  • You completed the game without selling any items.

    15
    23.58% (57.0)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

    15
    18.58% (77.0)
  • You farted on four major authority figures.

    15
    20.14% (71.0)
  • You shat your pants during a boss battle.

    15
    61.71% (14.0)
  • You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

    15
    55.89% (18.0)
  • You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

    15
    22.48% (64.0)
  • You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

    15
    27.50% (46.0)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

    15
    17.88% (91.0)
  • You've farted on every buddy in the game.

    15
    35.08% (29.0)
  • You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

    15
    13.48% (111.0)
  • You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

    15
    24.71% (54.0)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

    15
    27.50% (46.0)
  • You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

    15
    27.65% (41.0)
  • You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

    15
    84.25% (9.0)
  • You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

    15
    63.82% (13.0)
  • You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

    15
    61.73% (14.0)
  • You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

    15
    17.98% (87.0)
  • You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

    15
    85.49% (9.0)
  • You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

    30
    59.57% (16.0)
  • You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

    75
    18.39% (82.0)
  • You befriended your father.

    15
    57.87% (16.0)
  • You made friends with half of South Park.

    30
    61.52% (15.0)
  • Everyone in South Park is your friend.

    75
    12.83% (121.0)
  • You sold 300 junk items.

    15
    61.13% (15.0)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

    25
    61.49% (15.0)
  • You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

    15
    28.02% (40.0)
  • You've farted on people 100 times.

    15
    43.05% (25.0)
  • You've farted on animals 25 times.

    15
    32.49% (33.0)
  • In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

    15
    27.16% (47.0)
  • You have collected half of the available costume sets.

    15
    50.38% (19.0)
  • You've collected all of the available costumes.

    75
    11.95% (132.0)
  • You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

    15
    30.33% (35.0)
  • You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

    15
    40.62% (26.0)
  • Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

    15
    80.26% (11.0)
  • Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

    15
    84.26% (9.0)
  • You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

    15
    23.07% (61.0)
  • You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

    15
    76.34% (11.0)
  • You've spent $500.

    15
    51.32% (19.0)
  • You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

    15
    11.34% (145.0)