• 673,303 Achievements Earned
  • 30,905 Players Tracked
  • 50 Total Achievements
  • 2,034 Obtainable EXP
  • 1,000 Gamerscore
  • 3,023 100% Club
Achievement
Points
Rarity
Earned Date
  • You have joined the KKK.

    15
    82.15% (17.4)
  • You completed your first day in South Park.

    15
    78.56% (17.8)
  • You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

    30
    48.22% (22.1)
  • You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

    30
    48.17% (22.2)
  • You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

    15
    71.35% (18.3)
  • Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

    15
    29.34% (29.2)
  • You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

    15
    32.84% (27.8)
  • You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

    15
    70.35% (18.5)
  • While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

    15
    26.31% (54.3)
  • You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

    15
    33.74% (27.4)
  • You opened all of the garages in South Park.

    15
    48.77% (21.6)
  • You completed the game without selling any items.

    15
    23.24% (61.1)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

    15
    18.33% (78.5)
  • You farted on four major authority figures.

    15
    19.74% (73.0)
  • You shat your pants during a boss battle.

    15
    61.85% (19.2)
  • You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

    15
    56.91% (20.8)
  • You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

    15
    22.14% (67.0)
  • You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

    15
    27.82% (30.1)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

    15
    17.43% (91.0)
  • You've farted on every buddy in the game.

    15
    35.02% (27.0)
  • You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

    15
    13.32% (107.3)
  • You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

    15
    24.54% (57.7)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

    15
    27.40% (31.2)
  • You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

    15
    27.40% (31.2)
  • You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

    15
    84.18% (15.1)
  • You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

    15
    63.99% (18.8)
  • You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

    15
    62.01% (19.0)
  • You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

    15
    18.01% (86.0)
  • You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

    15
    85.25% (14.8)
  • You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

    30
    59.29% (20.2)
  • You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

    75
    18.08% (82.3)
  • You befriended your father.

    15
    57.82% (20.5)
  • You made friends with half of South Park.

    30
    61.40% (19.7)
  • Everyone in South Park is your friend.

    75
    12.64% (115.7)
  • You sold 300 junk items.

    15
    61.28% (20.0)
  • You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

    25
    61.46% (19.5)
  • You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

    15
    27.83% (30.1)
  • You've farted on people 100 times.

    15
    43.06% (26.1)
  • You've farted on animals 25 times.

    15
    32.12% (28.3)
  • In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

    15
    26.91% (52.1)
  • You have collected half of the available costume sets.

    15
    50.07% (21.3)
  • You've collected all of the available costumes.

    75
    11.77% (126.0)
  • You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

    15
    30.03% (28.7)
  • You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

    15
    40.43% (26.5)
  • Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

    15
    80.17% (17.6)
  • Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

    15
    84.23% (15.1)
  • You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

    15
    22.86% (63.8)
  • You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

    15
    76.14% (18.1)
  • You've spent $500.

    15
    51.41% (21.0)
  • You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

    15
    11.22% (136.1)