Survive the Protectorate. It could have been worse.

Complete a quest! Joke's on you, there isn't any XP in this game.

Fix your ship.

Augment your EPP. Now it's an AEPP.

Meet Esther.

Return Nuru to the outpost.

Return Koichi to the outpost.

Return Tonauac to the outpost.

Return Lana Blake to the outpost.

Return the Baron to the outpost.

Defeat the Ruin.

Defeat the dastardly Dreadwing. Bring joy to penguins everywhere.

Defeat the Shockhopper MK I. Notice it rarely hops.

Complete the Cosmic Museum's cosmic collection.

Become champion of the arena. Crush your foes like an orange sorbet.

Complete Mazebound. You only need to beat it 300,000 times to win a slide whistle.

Obtain the mythical perfectly generic item.

Find a Codex. On Earth it's rude to read other people's diaries.

Find 100 unique codex items. Study them all, prepare for a pop quiz.

Capture your first bug with a bug net. Esther would be proud.

Catch 42 unique bugs. Give them all funny names.

Practice your chef skills. Try not to harm anyone.

Prepare at least 100 unique dishes. Bonus points if they're edible.

Harvest a crop. See what happens when you eat it.

Harvest 30 unique crops. Start thinking about who you'd like to romance and that barn extension.

Restore a complete fossil. Make wild assumptions about what it used to be.

Unearth 55 unique fossils. Try not to pay attention to the ones that are alarmingly humanoid.

Obtain an entire set of armour. Now use dye to make your armour fabulous.

Collect 210 unique pieces of armour. See how many you can wear at the same time. (Spoiler, it's 3).

Obtain a complete alpaca costume. Use it only for good!

Collect 50 unique action figures. Insist to your friends they're actually called statuettes.

Collect your first musical instrument! Keep playing, even when everyone begs you to stop.

Obtain a cool vehicle. Pop some sweet wheelies.

Capture a monster. How does it fit in that tiny ball?

Attract your first colonist. Make sure you treat them right.

Attract 10 unique tenants. Marvel at their collective peculiarity.

Build 5 homes in a very small space. This isn't a healthy way for anyone to live.

Build a large colony. Well done Protector!

Complete 10 quests for your colonists. Feel like an asset to the community!

Complete 25 quests for your colonists. These guys sure do ask a lot of you don't they…

Complete 50 quests for your colonists. When did this become your full time job?

Recruit your first crew member. Captain!

Recruit at least 12 crew members. Consider starting a pension plan.

Recruit one crew member from every race. It's like a teeny tiny protectorate.

Recruit a penguin mercenary from the Beakeasy.

Move a planet's worth of blocks. If you weren't using a Matter Manipulator you'd be ripped.

Kill 100 small flying monsters. They had it coming.

Destroy a robot chicken. Don't try to eat it.

Defeat Mother Poptop. Every Poptop you meet from here on out is a lonely orphan.

Incapacitate an innocent bystander. You monster.

Kill another player. Unity is overrated anyway.