Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

Become the master of the goat tower.

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

Thrash the Goathenge

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

Do no evil.

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.

Travel to space!

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Win the title bout!

Become the Queen of Goat Ville

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Lick the Hanging Glider.

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Knock a bucket into a person

Kick a person into a car

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time

Wield an axe with your tongue

Burn people from afar

Finish all wallrun quest

Finish all manual quests

Paint with all the colors of the wind

Hold your own concert

Why did you step in that? Yuck

srsly

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Find all the blocks

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

Buy all hats

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

Fight the turtles

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Smell and look like one

Hit The jackpot.

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

I'm sorry about my goat

Reach level 101

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Give Steve Works the apples

Lick a friend

Unlock the jousting mutator

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Jörgen.

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Get deviously trapped again

Enjoy your trip

Jump on the launchpad

Baa with the choir

Trash the server room

Inflate that guy's knee

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Do a card trick at the magician

How do you catch goats?

Burn them!

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

It never erupts when you want it to.

Craft all the weapons in one game

Craft all items in one game

Survive 10 days

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Eat 50 food items in one game

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

Are you bread?

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Just finish that one LAST job.

A Trip to the Moon.

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Wear 30 masks at once.

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Enable the hydraulic cars.

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Destroy all freighters.

Blow up all pirate ships.

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Destroy 100 asteroids.

Headbutt all alien eggs.

Complete centrifuge event.

Find 10 trophies.

Find 20 trophies.

Find all trophies in Space.

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

Find all the pony horses.

Complete test chambers.

Run wild with the podracer.

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

Visit the badehaus.

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

Tag 10 walls.

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.