Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Craft all the weapons in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Win the title bout!
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Do no evil
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Find all the blocks
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Hold your own concert
Buy all hats
Find all collectibles on level 2
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Fight the turtles
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Travel to space!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Thrash the Goathenge
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Destroy All Freighters
Run Wild With The Podrunner
Find All The Pony Horses
Find All Collectibles
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Visit The Badehaus
Complete Test Chambers
Tag 10 Walls
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Do a card trick at the magician
Visit all zones on the MMO level
It never erupts when you want it to.
Trash the server room
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
A Trip to the Moon.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.