Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Do no evil
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Hold your own concert
Travel to space!
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Fight the turtles
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Finish all manual quests
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Buy all hats
Find all collectibles on level 15
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Craft all the weapons in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Do a card trick at the magician
Visit all zones on the MMO level
It never erupts when you want it to.
Trash the server room
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters
Blow up all pirate ships
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Headbutt all alien eggs
Find all collectibles
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the Podrunner.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.