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Goat Simulator Achievements
Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the master of the goat tower.
Goat of the hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Do no evil.
Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
I can't believe that worked
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Cardio kills your gains
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Rymdskepp i Rymden
Travel to space!
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Maximum MLG Big Plays
Knock a bucket into a person
Kick a person into a car
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Wield an axe with your tongue
The mage's favourite
Burn people from afar
Stand by for Goatfall
Finish all wallrun quest
Finish all manual quests
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Columbian Sugar Lord
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Find all the blocks
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Buy all hats
A Story about my elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Ling Ling into battle go
Fight the turtles
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Smell and look like one
Hit The jackpot.
I freaking love goats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Is that a goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
A story about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat
Better than Warlords of Dredmor
Reach level 101
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Give Steve Works the apples
Lick a friend
Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Enjoy your trip
Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
Baa with the choir
Trash the server room
One man, two shots and a religion
Inflate that guy's knee
An Unnecessary Journey
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Steal the show
Do a card trick at the magician
Goatta catch 'em all!
How do you catch goats?
Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
The Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to.
The goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive for your life
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Too much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Goat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
I Am Goat
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Big in japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
A new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
I am Bread
Are you bread?
The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Suppress the Suppressor
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
The Cow Whisperer
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Fifty Shades of NPC
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Goat Theft Auto
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use the sword, goat
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Be not afreight
Destroy all freighters.
Ruler of the seven skies
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
What came first? The alien or the egg?
Headbutt all alien eggs.
The puke machine
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Wow is that a limited edition?
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
My little brony
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Visit the badehaus.
Ready for the grill
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
The world is your canvas
Tag 10 walls.
Spend money to make money
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.