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Goat Simulator achievements
Kill 20 zombies in one game
You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Wow is that a limited edition?
Find 20 trophies.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
What came first? The alien or the egg?
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Trash the server room
Hit The jackpot.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Use the sword, goat
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Too much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Finish all manual quests
The world is your canvas
Tag 10 walls.
The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
The puke machine
Complete centrifuge event.
The mage's favourite
Burn people from afar
The Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to.
The goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
The Cow Whisperer
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Complete test chambers.
Find 10 trophies.
Survive for your life
Survive 10 days
Craft all items in one game
Suppress the Suppressor
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Give Steve Works the apples
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Steal the show
Do a card trick at the magician
Stand by for Goatfall
Finish all wallrun quest
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Visit the badehaus.
Spend money to make money
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Rymdskepp i Rymden
Travel to space!
Ruler of the seven skies
Blow up all pirate ships.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Ready for the grill
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Kick a person into a car
Wear 30 masks at once.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
One man, two shots and a religion
Inflate that guy's knee
Ride a bike for 60 sec
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Get deviously trapped again
Find all trophies in Space.
Smell and look like one
My little brony
Find all the pony horses.
Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Maximum MLG Big Plays
Knock a bucket into a person
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Ling Ling into battle go
Fight the turtles
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Run wild with the podracer.
Is that a goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
I freaking love goats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
I can't believe that worked
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
I Am Goat
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
I am Bread
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Wield an axe with your tongue
Buy all hats
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Goatta catch 'em all!
How do you catch goats?
Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Goat Theft Auto
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Goat of the hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Goat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Become the master of the goat tower.
Fifty Shades of NPC
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Eat 50 food items in one game
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Why did you step in that? Yuck
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Columbian Sugar Lord
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Cardio kills your gains
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Find all the blocks
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Enjoy your trip
Big in japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Lick a friend
Better than Warlords of Dredmor
Reach level 101
Be not afreight
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Do no evil.
An Unnecessary Journey
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Win the title bout!
A story about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat
A Story about my elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
A new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.