Collect all Trophies.
Buried your first body.
Buried 10 bodies.
Buried 50 bodies.
Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Upgraded the church.
Upgraded the church for the second time.
Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
Caught 10 different types of fish.
Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...
Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.
Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?
Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.
Made a gold-star dinner.
Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
50 health potions. -- And all of them red!
There can be only one.
Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Made a gold-star wine.
Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?
Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Betrayed Gerry. That's not something you should be super-proud of.
Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.
Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!
Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.
Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.
Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!
Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!
Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?
Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?