Finish chapter 1.
Become the world's worst
Get past the computer security and gain the incredible power... to tell time.
Find the naughty pictures.
Go through the trash.
Read all the messages that reveal the real truth!
Finish chapter 2.
Beat up an innocent bystander.
Harass Sherlock Holmes over the Telettrophone.
Call "you know who" on the Telettrophone.
Get a blue moon... or almost.
Finish chapter 3.
Volontarily drown the Hero.
In the house, turn the Hero into a giant without using the monocle.
"Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?"
In the dimensional temple, find the combination without reading the runes.
Finish chapter 4.
Click, click, click. More clicks. Even more clicks!
Find the squirrel hiding in the Verdant Landscape.
Make some 600 lb armor fly.
Get rid of a super bad guy with a single hit.
Finish chapter 5.
Demonstrate your love for animals using a bucket and some water.
Jump over a chair.
Enter GiGi's code without making a single mistake.
Smash a skull in this happy, family-friendly game.
Finish chapter 6.
Use a cell phone to call someone with magical powers.
You've got to be a Spaceballs fan to find the solution.
Destroy all the validation signs.
Find the key to the underwater door.
Make the wrong decision and risk the complete annihilation of the intergalactic universe.
Make the right decision and go back to bed.
Blindly follow the arrows.