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Goat Simulator

Steam

1,554,304 Achievements Earned
86,386 Players Tracked
127 Total Achievements
15,586 Obtainable EXP
2,034 100% Club

Achievement

Rarity

Earned Date

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.

47.88% (15.00)
Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

45.15% (16.00)
LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

56.05% (13.00)
FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.

71.43% (10.00)
Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

21.85% (34.00)
What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge

64.72% (11.00)
Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

49.63% (15.00)
Angel Goat

Do no evil.

65.17% (11.00)
Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

11.79% (63.00)
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

14.06% (53.00)
Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.

31.60% (23.00)
The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

9.41% (79.00)
I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

25.35% (29.00)
Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.

30.18% (25.00)
Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!

29.99% (25.00)
Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

10.57% (70.00)
Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!

64.22% (12.00)
Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville

65.05% (11.00)
Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

13.53% (55.00)
Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.

18.95% (39.00)
Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

23.44% (32.00)
Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

8.85% (84.00)
Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person

46.04% (16.00)
Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

10.66% (69.00)
Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time

64.69% (11.00)
Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue

25.07% (29.00)
The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar

13.67% (54.00)
Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest

61.76% (12.00)
Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

11.09% (67.00)
The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind

11.86% (62.00)
Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert

44.55% (17.00)
Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck

31.46% (24.00)
Don't Panic

srsly

10.54% (70.00)
Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

9.17% (81.00)
Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

9.57% (77.00)
GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

11.99% (62.00)
Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

8.08% (92.00)
A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

23.01% (32.00)
Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles

30.15% (25.00)
One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

10.12% (73.00)
Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

7.58% (98.00)
Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.

12.86% (58.00)
I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

6.18% (120.00)
Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

8.60% (86.00)
SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

6.80% (109.00)
Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

9.30% (80.00)
A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat

37.09% (20.00)
Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

6.20% (119.00)
I am Bread

Are you bread?

8.86% (83.00)

Goat MMO Simulator Achievements

Achievement

Rarity

Earned Date

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

5.71% (130.00)
Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

27.28% (27.00)
Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level

9.34% (79.00)
Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples

32.45% (23.00)
BFF

Lick a friend

4.71% (157.00)
Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator

26.64% (28.00)
Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

10.38% (71.00)
Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

8.94% (83.00)
Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

12.50% (59.00)
ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

8.05% (92.00)
Jörgen

Jörgen.

14.02% (53.00)
Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

8.80% (84.00)
Not again...

Get deviously trapped again

10.36% (71.00)
Boat ride

Enjoy your trip

16.33% (45.00)
Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

7.01% (105.00)
Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

7.65% (97.00)
Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

8.76% (84.00)
One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee

14.28% (52.00)
An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

6.04% (122.00)
Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician

7.03% (105.00)
Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!

18.89% (39.00)
Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

4.53% (163.00)
The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

7.37% (100.00)

Goat Simulator: GoatZ Achievements

Achievement

Rarity

Earned Date

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

8.43% (88.00)
Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

2.98% (248.00)
Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

3.96% (187.00)
Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

3.24% (228.00)
Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

5.19% (142.00)
Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

3.71% (199.00)
Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

4.27% (173.00)
Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

6.37% (116.00)
Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

3.64% (203.00)
Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

4.18% (177.00)
I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

3.94% (188.00)
Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

3.86% (192.00)
Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

5.09% (145.00)
A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

3.12% (237.00)
Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

3.70% (200.00)
Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

3.18% (233.00)

Goat Simulator: PAYDAY Achievements

Achievement

Rarity

Earned Date

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

3.53% (210.00)
What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

3.70% (200.00)
Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

4.70% (157.00)
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

4.47% (165.00)
Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

4.16% (178.00)
Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

3.69% (200.00)
Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

3.46% (214.00)
The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

3.56% (208.00)
Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

3.93% (188.00)
The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

4.56% (162.00)
You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

3.61% (205.00)
Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

3.29% (225.00)
Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

3.54% (209.00)
Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

3.89% (190.00)
Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

3.61% (205.00)
Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

3.32% (223.00)
Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

3.96% (187.00)
Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

3.61% (205.00)

Goat Simulator: Waste of Space Achievements

Achievement

Rarity

Earned Date

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

3.32% (223.00)
Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

2.74% (270.00)
Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

2.70% (274.00)
Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

2.71% (273.00)
Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

2.62% (282.00)
What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

3.18% (233.00)
The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

4.64% (159.00)
Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

3.37% (219.00)
Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

2.83% (261.00)
NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

2.68% (276.00)
Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

3.49% (212.00)
Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

3.45% (214.00)
My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

3.20% (231.00)
Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

3.43% (216.00)
It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

4.91% (151.00)
Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

3.90% (190.00)
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

3.10% (239.00)
Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

3.16% (234.00)
The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

3.26% (227.00)
Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

3.28% (225.00)
That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.

2.96% (250.00)